Namesake

Ok here's the deal.We all by now are aware that the very famous,very theatrical and very voluptuous Ms Sawant has become betrothed to the not so famous, quite mundane and very bald Eleish Paranjunwala (whatever is his name) and if all goes well in the next few months or so, Ms Rakhi Sawant will happily be called Ms Rakhi Paranjunwala (again whatever).

Now I can sleep easy.....cause the day she announced her plans to choose a guy off the streets of India....I mean India or Canada......I had been living in fear. Why you may ask.So here it is.

Imagine by some freak chance, one guy out of the thousands who had applied had a last name of Acharyya.And again if by some freak chance he had been selected and a few episodes and lots of melodarama later Mr Acharyya got to be the "lucky guy off the streets", then imagine my consternation!.....We would have had a Ms Rakhi Acharyya competing for the affections of the world with a couple of God given assets.....that is of course assuming that her plastic surgeon's first name is God.My life would have become a living hell if "I" were the one making headlines with my crowd pulling performances in Champagiri, Bihar.

So all I had to say was that I am indeed very happy for Ms Sawant for her yet another amazing performance and I hope Mr Canada (or whatever his name is) makes her very happy indeed cause I would really like to read something else in the news for a change......